PW goes all in. Psychopathy as a green beard trait.

If this is the era of COVID, what is the time right now? Time to go all in. I have this fantasy of just barely leading my audience, hoping they will complete the journey on their own, without overwhelming their current understanding. This has never worked in real life, so why should it work in the blogosphere?

Are you sitting down? This is a really big deal. Ever hear of the evolutionary concept of the ‘green beard trait’?

Ding, ding, ding, ding! AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah! KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang! BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop. Ding, ding, ding, ding! AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah! KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang! BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop. Ding, ding, ding, ding! AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah, AWEEah! KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang, KLING-klang! BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop, BEE-bop. [various other klaxon sounds]

This is Nobel Prize territory folks! And you thought I was just a bum! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Bwah, ha, ha ha! I won, I won, I won! Just a bum?! Ha, ha, ha. . . . Wait, what? . . . I didn’t win no stinking Nobel? The nominating committee never heard of me? Well, how about the nominating secretary? Nope?? . . . Geez, hit a guy while he’s down why don’t you. Just like Jesus on the cross, I’m an easy target! I guess I’m the Rodney Dangefield of the blogosphere, I just don’t get no respect. Every dog has its day, where’s mine, where’s mine?

But I digress. Suddenly psychopathic types/eyes makes sense (not at all comparable to phrenology (the study of bumps on the heads of criminals) that seemingly reasonable claim of the wilfully blind). Suddenly the observed Psychopath’s Prime Directive, that fellow psychopaths must aid other psychopaths against the normy world, makes sense. Actually, that is the green beard trait. Holders of a green beard trait favor other holders of the green beard trait even over blood relatives. It’s always been just a theory in higher animals, mythological really. Until this very second.

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